The Not So Lonely Planet: Quoting Max

Monday, March 21, 2011

Quoting Max

Let me preface with an apology to my American readers. I should also add that it is Max's custom to name or describe his bowel movements. Just now, he pooped in the toilet and calls me excitedly - "look mom - my poop looks like America. I made the map of America. Some people live there." Lol!

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RachelMarch 22, 2011 at 5:42 AM
Well, at least the Americans are being thought of.... ROFLOL!
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jrshinn@gmail.comMarch 22, 2011 at 8:24 PM
And Kai? Is he talking some these days too?
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Quoting Kids

Kai and Max are fighting over a skateboard. I tell them to sort it out. Kai has a brainwave "I know Max, lets cut the skateboard in half".

Max is thinking about a helicopter and tells us he's going to have one when he is older. Kevin inquires about when he would use it. He tells us, "Only in emergencies".

I was telling the kids about the fish I saw in the water while snorkling. Kai asks, "Did you see a Dorey fish (the blue fish in finding Nemo)?". I tell him I did. "Did it talk to you?" he asks innocently. I tell him it didn't. "Next time, you see it, can you ask it to talk to you?". He is too cute. I can't burst his bubble. I promised to try.

I took the kids to see Charlottes Web at Bumbershoot theatre. On the way home Max is thinking about the girl who played Wilber. "Mom will we ever see Wilber again?" I try my best to explain that the pig was a person acting like a pig. "I know but if we Wilber takes off her pig costume and drives by us, will we see her?" Kai is listing to all of this and decides it is time to really explain things to Max. "Maxi, we can't see the pig, because Pigs don't drive."

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Monday, March 21, 2011

Quoting Max

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